I love where I live. I truly do. I love looking out of my front window and seeing cows instead of houses. I know this life isn't for everybody. But for me? I love it!
We live directly across the street from a dairy pasture. This is what I see when I pull out of my driveway. Cows and more cows!
Ummm...But, we also see this sometimes:
What is that... a sprinkler?
Yeah. It's a sprinkler alright. But that ain't water. No. It sure isn't.
It's cow manure. Yep. You heard me. Right across the street from our house, at this very moment is a sprinkler out of which cow crap is SPRAYING.
And spraying and spraying. Can't cha just SMELL it? I can. Wooo. And it's ripe, lemme tell ya.
A couple times a year we have to endure this. The dreaded cow crap sprinkler.
The windows get sealed tight. The kids play in the BACKyard instead of the front. I burn copious amount of candles in the house to mask the smell. But you know what? It's ok. I STILL love where I live.
Wanna come over?